Dancing in the street...

Last night I was on the phone... with Hannah. It was amazing! To illustrate how much fun it was, both of us were acting insane. She asked me what I was on... I said "Speed, heiron, Crystal meth... you know... nothing to serious. You?" "I'm doing the bad stuff... Pixie stixs!" "Hahahaha... wow..." "hang on... some one's at the door... no Nico... that's nasty... AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

It was 10:30 or so and it was cooler outside then it was inside. So I went outside. Hannah and I talked for a bit... but then something happened... have you ever got that feeling that you just needed to start dancing... it didn't really matter where you were at? Well I had that feeling. So what did I do? I started dancing. I didn't telling Hannah that. So picture this. Its 10:30 at night and I'm on the phone dancing up and down the street... all my neighbors are staring at me, and for some reason completely unknown to me they think I'm crazy. I ran out of moves so I tried some ballet moves. I kicked my leg in the air and dropped my phone... keep in mind I was still talking to Hannah. My battery popped out of my phone and I lost Hannah. When I finally got my phone back on she was worried about me. She asked what happened and I said "Well I have a good and logical explanation for what happened." "I'm sure you do." "I was dancing in the street and I kicked my leg up and dropped my phone." "At least you didn't split your pants... again."

Love you to Hannah... but why did you have to bring up the GA tourney...

Old timers...

I love old people... hmm... the term old seems to offend people... okay, I love those born at a more comfortable distance from the Apocalypse. Some of the things they do make me laugh. Ronald Reagan once said "with age comes the tendency to tell the same stories over and over again". Some more words of wisdom from the man who wouldn't exploit his opponents youth inexperience. People say that kids say the darnest things, I would argue this point, Old people say the darnest things.

I was at a photography class and I was sitting next to and elderly gentleman. And we were learning stuff and he pointed to a huge button on a camera that said 'on' and he asked "What does this button do?" "that one?" "Yeah the big one" "The one that says on? I think that's the self-destruct button. You might not want to hit it... it might ruin you camera..."

All day he was afraid to push the 'on' button.

Another good story.

"I'm from Georgia where you from?" "I was born here in Florida." "Really? I hear Florida is a nice place... I've never been there before..."

I was in a waiting room here in Florida. Five minutes later:

"I'm from Georgia where you from?" "I was born here in Florida." "Really? I hear Florida is a nice place... I've never been there before..."

I was doing some community service at the Elks Lodge with is an old persons bar. I was busing tables with this pretty girl about my age. We were kinda talking and this man who had seen his fair share of winters walks up to her and says "Hey Baby, what are you doing after work tonight... do you want to go back to my place?" awkward silence... Me: "she's married..." "oh... darn..."

First Kiss

As some of you know I turned 16 a few months ago. On the date of my birthday my grandma called me to wish me a happy birthday. I had some free time so I talked to my grandma for a while. She told me that when she was a kid, if you turned 16 with out having your first kiss you were teased on your birthday.

The reason this is coming back to me now is as follows. Last night I went to a baseball game with my dear friend and his 30 year old son. They love to talk with m about topics like love, girls, and dating. So I told them about what my grandma said in regards to a 16th birthday and being teased if you haven't had your first kiss. Brian (the 30 year old) said "it’s not worth it". But I wasn't sure what he meant so I asked him "turning 16 or kissing a girl?"

My mentor said "If your going to kiss a girl makes sure you get a blood test done first. You don't want to get anything. And another good thing to ask is 'how many other people have you kissed'" Me: "but that would ruin the moment.’Landon, I love you. Take me into your arms and kiss me.' 'Sure just do me a favor, spit on this piece of paper, if it turns green I'll kiss you. By the way how many other guys have you kissed?' If she does all this I'd have to ask her if she does drugs, because she'd have to be high to still want to kiss me." Everyone in the car started laughing. But I'm not done yet "what would have happened if Romeo asked Juliet the same thing?’Romeo I love you. Take me into your arms and kiss me.' 'Sure just do me a favor, spit on this piece of paper, if it turns green I'll kiss you. By the way how many other guys have you kissed?'" The best response I think I've ever heard "She'd probably not want to kiss him, and thus she'd still be alive!"

I'm back...

Ok, So its been a while since my last post but that's because there hasn't really been anything funny going on... Until last week. So last week I went to Tampa (woot woot!) to see some friends (Meaghan O'Neal and Joe!). While we where there we walked down to a park over by their house (for all you grammar freaks I know there was something wrong with what I've said so far).. We were at the park for a bit playing some basketball and 500. And there was this old lady just sitting there staring at us like we where doing something wrong. I was trying to behave (for once) and still didn't why she was staring us down. Then I hit me. Maybe I should be climbing that fence. haha oh well. Then a few days later Hannah Walcheck and I went to the mall. I love the mall, some of the girls there... OMG. Anyways... so like everytime a good looking girl walked by my eyes would fallow (I can't help it...). Well Hanners didn't like that, so everytime she'd cover my eyes. grrr... We got to hang out for a bit and we had some change, so I had an idea. If we go to the 2nd floor and could drop pennys down and watch them roll across the mall. This quickly became watch the penny chase people across the mall. (Dear Hannah, if this isn't how it went don't ruin it for me. Please.) So we would drop one and it would roll a little ways and then yo would see people jumping out of the way (funnest thing ever!). These two guys on the first floor were sitting there watching the penny's rolling across the floor but didn't know where they were coming from. So on the last one, I took a dime and bouncded it right into one of their laps, he looked up, I winked and walked away. Then Nico (Hanners sister) had a good idea. Lets find them and do it again. So that turned into a race across the mall to find these coins. haha Everyone was staring at us. Who said a little fun wasn't good for ya?

Here is a picture...

I took this today... I thought you might like it...

Doggie day...

Today was my first day at New Horizon's Dogs. They train dogs to help other people. I enjoyed myself. But (due to the nature of my blog) a lot of interesting things happened. To start off, the boss lady told me as soon as my Mom left, "I am going to work you to death, if you don't think you can handle it, call you mom and leave." She did not lie! My first task was to clean out the puppy pen. So the first part to this was removing the puppies from the pen. Holy cow! Those things can move! Oh and by the way, it has been raining alot over here. I go to grab one of these fifty pound puppies and it blots one me, leaving me in the mud. I get up and hit my head on a metal bar (I still have no clue why it was there). After running around like a mad man (mostly true, I am some what crazy) I finally capture those four legged rascals. Next thing was to clean the pen out. Ugh! That was nasty! Oh well... I got it done... Wait... I forgot to tell you something... while cleaning it out I stepped in... guess what... wrong... not doggy poo... I stepped in water. Ok not in water, it landed on me. I got under this tarp to clean the ground under it and on the way out my back hit the edge causing all the old slimy water to pore all over me. I was soaked. They train these dogs to open gates and they have these crazy hard locks on all the kennel doors, well one to the workers forgot to lock the gate, an one of the dogs opened all the doors. So when I stood up after being soaked I saw all the dogs running around. This was a nightmare. Then the goats got involved. This is to stupid to make up, we have dogs and goat running everywhere, and me soaked and slimy wondering what I should do. Food! Dogs and goats both love food... We got them all put up and the gates locked. And that was my day today...

I sould not be allowed to bake!

Yesterday I was asked to bake cookies. I said yes... first mistake. I had to soften the butter, but I didn't have time to let it sit out for a hour or so... I wanted nuke it but my Mom gave me a glass bowl and told me to melt it in the oven. I walked away for a minute and while I was gone the bowl EXPLODED! So I started over. I melted more butter. After that I had to mix the butter and the other ingredients together. So I broke out the mixer... I was mixing away when my finger (don't ask me how) got caught in the mixer! That hurt soooooooo bad... I called for help but everyone thought "oh he's lying..." "HELP ME!!!!! OUCH!!!!! I"M GUNNA DIE!!!!" well... that worked... my brother came, saw, and went to get my mom, who, came, saw, and went to get my dad. At this point I'm on the ground about to cry like a little girl... And after all this... the cookies were... umm... YUCKY! I learned that baking is most definitely a girls sport.